Rubbish jokes that still make u laugh! :D

[simplejason]

Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?

Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

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Teacher: "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"

Student : "Brotherly love".

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A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened.

"The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron."

"What about the other one?"

"They called back."
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A brunette was going to Disneyland saw a road sign that read "Disneyland left" so she went left and made it to disneyland.

A red head who was also going to Disneyland saw the same road sign, and also went left, she also made it to Disneyland and had a great time.

A blonde was going to disneyland and saw the road sign that said "Disneyland left" so she went home.
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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell....shes got a hand grenade in her mouth.
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How did the blonde break her arm while she was raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree.

[afonso_p]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

very good

[indianbaba]

i have read some.
Keep sharing.

[koulstuff]

kool jokes
keep it up

[NCF_FETUS]

Why did Johnny fall off the bike?


He had no legs.


What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas?


Cancer.

[unknowndady]

I like the last one and the second to last the best man your good

[AlonTEST]

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P nice :P :P :P