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    Default more jokes

    Women talks about their sons. 4
    The first one says: "my son is a priest,
    Every time he's near, everybody calls him the holly father!"
    The second one says: ""my son is a bishop,
    Every time he's near, everybody calls him the holly bishop!"
    Third one says: "my son is the archbishop,
    Every time he's near, everybody calls him the archbishop!"
    The fourth woman stays quite.
    The other women asked her why she hasn't said anything.
    The woman applies: "my son is a stripper. Every time he takes off his clothes
    Everybody says: oh god' oh god!"
    ************************************* :!:
    One man complaining in front of is rabbi
    And asks him: "why did god give the woman Breasts and not the man.
    God answered: "fool, I made them for you… but I let the woman carry them"
    :lol:

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    Default hi

    can i get jokes i am a new member

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    can u get?? u mean if you can write? if so than of course!!! :)

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    Oh god lolz this one is very nice :)

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    fuuny ones .. espacially trhe second ... waiting for more ...

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    Default another jokes:

    A Young couple who just got married came to visit an old couple.
    The 2 women went to the kitchen while the guys stayed at the living room to chat.
    "listen...",
    Said the man from the young couple,
    "two days ago we went to a fine restaurant
    "really?
    " host asked the , "what's her name?"
    Ponder a minute and asked the man:
    'what is the name of the flower you give to a woman on the first date?"
    Answered the host." anemone?"
    No, no, the other one
    the host tried again."?"Cyclamen
    No, its red ...
    ho…rose!
    Yeah says the man and shout to the kitchen:
    "Rose, honey. What is the name of the restaurant we went two days ago?"
    ******************************************** :!:
    At an international conference of doctors, an American doctor said: "the medicine in the USA is so advanced, that we can take out a kidney from one person and transplanted it into another, and after six weeks he is already looking for a job."
    The German doctor applied: "that is nothing. In Germany we take out a lung to one person and transplant it into another, and after four weeks he is already looking for a job."
    The Russian doctor applied: "that is also nothing, in Russia the medicine is so advanced, that we can take out half of the heart of one person and transplant it to another person, and after two weeks the two of them are out looking for a job.
    Then the Israeli doctor stands up and said: "there is nothing to compared, you really old school next to us. In Israel we took a man without brain and heart, and made him the finance minister, now everybody looking for a job!!!"

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    thank you very well from all friends in this topic

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    50 Dollars is 50 Dollars


    Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year.
    Every year, Morris would say,
    “Esther, I ‘d like to ride in that helicopter.”
    Esther always replied,
    “ I know Morris, but that helicopter ride
    is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”
    a few years later, Esther and Morris went to the fair.
    Morris said, “Esther, I’m 85 years old.
    if I don’t ride that helicopter now,
    I might never get another chance.”
    Esther replied, “Morris,
    that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars
    is 50 dollars.”
    the pilot overheard the couple. he said,
    “folks, I’ll make you a deal.
    I’ll take the both of you for a ride.
    if you can stay quiet for the entire
    ride and not say a word,
    I won’t charge you! but if you say one word,
    it’s 50 dollars.”
    Morris and Esther agreed—and up they went.
    the pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers.
    but not a word was heard.
    he did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
    but still not a word.
    when they landed, the pilot turned to Morris.
    he said, “by golly, I did everything I could to get you
    to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!”
    Morris replied, “well, I was going to say something
    when Esther fell out,
    but 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”

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    Good collections
    really nice to see newbies in the forum contributing too much
    :)

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    what about 2 by dsmm
    it's better fun
    and real good ones that came after it too.
    funny work man!!!!!!

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