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  1. 06-23-2006, 01:30 PM #1
    ftvfatboy
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    Default Funny but true statements


    Should women have children after 35?
    No, 35 children are enough!
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    No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
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    Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip
    around the Sun.
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    Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep !
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    ALCOHOL KILLS, SLOWLY. So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
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    Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop.
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    A good discussion is like a miniskirt;
    Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
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    Children in backseats cause accidents;
    Accidents in backseats cause children !
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    A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You've been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?"
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    Age is an issue of mind over matter; if you dont mind,it doesn't matter!

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  2. 06-23-2006, 02:45 PM #2
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    Its really great
    It would be posted in jokes forum????
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  3. 06-25-2006, 07:55 PM #3
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    Although its all great but the best is :
    Children in backseats cause accidents;
    Accidents in backseats cause children !


    Great find ftvfatboy
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  4. 06-26-2006, 06:15 AM #4
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    i too like that man
    about the children
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  5. 07-22-2006, 11:20 PM #5
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    yeah that was well funny :D
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  6. 08-01-2006, 05:55 AM #6
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    LMAO that's really funny man,,, ROFLMAO
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