Should women have children after 35?
No, 35 children are enough!
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No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.
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Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip
around the Sun.
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Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep !
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ALCOHOL KILLS, SLOWLY. So what ? Who's in a hurry ?
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Love is photogenic; it needs darkness to develop.
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A good discussion is like a miniskirt;
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
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Children in backseats cause accidents;
Accidents in backseats cause children !
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A drunk was hauled into court. "Mister," the judge began, "You've been brought here for drinking." "Great," the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?"
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Age is an issue of mind over matter; if you dont mind,it doesn't matter!