PHP Poem

[admin]

A sad poem of an algorithm where solitude brought excessive use of cpu
cycles and memory allocation for redundant data (it copied over and over
again the same image till all memory was filled with it)

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$timeWaiting = 0;
while (!$you->near($me)) {
$me->thinkAbout($you);

switch (true) {
case $timeWaiting < 5:
$me->wait($you);
break;

case $timeWaiting < 10:
$me->worry();
break;

case $timeWaiting < 20:
$me->lookFor($you);
break;

case $timeWaiting < 40:
$me->worry();
$me->lookFor($you);
break;

case $timeWaiting < 80:
$me->worry();
$me->cry();
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
break;

case $timeWaiting < 160:
$me->worry();
$me->cry();
$me->drink();
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->thinkAbout($you);
$me->thinkAbout($you);
$me->cry();
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->lookFor($you);
$me->drink();
$me->drink();
break;

default:
throw new CantLiveWithoutYou();
die(”alone”);
}

$timeWaiting++;
}

$me->happy = true;

[Magia]

what computers does to people... sad and funny :lol:

[zackreynolds]

lol...

that's great. :P

[ftvfatboy]

THANKS NOKIA
A RARE ONE

[Baja]

LOLZ!!

That's cool

[roshan_its]

Friend Your Poem Is very Nice.
But I want to tell you that I m new to Php & want to learn more.
Will you gide me to learn this quickly by providing links and material to learn this.


The current aim is t make a web site from where any body can send e-mail easily.


Thanks....