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    Default frango

    SABE PQ A GALINHA ATRAVESSOU A RUA!!!
    PUDIM!! AHAHHAHAHA

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    - The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
    - She stated she had been constipated for most of her life until she got a divorce.
    - Between you and me, doctor, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.
    - Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.
    - Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.
    - She has had no rigours or shaking chills but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

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    Interesting Year 1981
    1. Prince Charles got married
    2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
    3. England won the Ashes tournament (in cricket).
    4. Pope died.

    Interesting Year 2005
    1. Prince Charles got married
    2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
    3. England won the Ashes tournament (in cricket) .
    4. Pope
    died.

    Lesson Learned? - The next time Charles gets married, someone warn the
    Pope !!!

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    haha first joke i hope that husband will have safely live after he said smth. like that~

    the desert story make me don't want genie 3 wishes anymore :lol:

    the last one about Prince Charles is so strange :shock:
    but i'm not Catholic.

    P.S. I want to watching BUBBLE in the bathtub too :oops: :oops: :oops:

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    Man and woman are in the divorce process. They are at court discussing on whose going to get the kid. "Your honor" says the woman, "I gave birth to this child with pain and sorrow. So he should stay with me."
    The judge turns to the man and said: "what do you have to say for your defense?"
    The man stood up slowly and said: "your honor, if I put a coin in the soda machine whose drink is it, the machine or mine?"
    ************************************************** ***** :!:
    The teacher asked one of the pupils in is class: "from where do we get the milk?"
    The pupil answered: "the cows make the milk. The milk goes to the milkman whom we buy the milk from".
    "very good" said the teacher and turns to another pupil: "from where do we get the water to our houses?"
    the pupil: "the rain drops, the stream flow, and we pump the water and delivers the to the houses".
    "very good" said the teacher and turns to another pupil: "from where do we get the electricity in our homes?"
    the pupil: " from brothel ". the teacher stunt: "how can it be?"
    the pupil: "sure…every time there is electrical blackout my father says: "again this [email protected]# shut out the power".
    ************************************************** **** :!:
    A 70 years old man got married to a 52 years woman.
    After a year the woman gave birth. "Congratulations" said the doctor to the old man. "Good going".
    "I'm keeping the engine running" said the old man to the doctor.
    After a year the woman gave birth to another baby. "Again, Congratulations" said the doctor to the old man.
    "The engine keeps on running all the time...All the time" said the old man.
    Another year passes by and the woman gave birth again. "Good going, Congratulations" said the doctor to the old man on the third time.
    "The engine keeps on running without stopping" said proudly the old man.
    "I suggest you to stop him for some time and change the oil" said the doctor. "Your last baby turns out black".
    ************************************************** *** :!:
    Tow blond girl's walks in the street and finding a box.
    One of them open the box and looks inside (there is a mirror inside). "Look, she says to her friend, there is a picture of someone I think I know".
    The friend looks inside and says: "you fool...but of course this is a picture of me".
    ************************************************** **** :!:
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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    great joke.

    I like your joke.

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    yeah Great Joke
    I like it Too

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    In The New-York Aeroport
    Arab and Counter))
    Counter :Sex?
    Arab:two times a week
    Counter :no i mean Male or Female?
    Arab:doesn't matter sometimes camel

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    i think not funny enough.. :shock:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sleep_Walker
    i think not funny enough.. :shock:
    Sleep_walker ..I think it's funny

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