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    Default some jokes

    hello every body i haven't been her for some time... :cry:
    but i have some new jokes :D , so enjoy...:
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    A woman says to her husband: "look dear a doe in the window..."
    The husband:"first it isn't a doe it's a cow. Second it's not a window this is a mirror.
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    Tow gay guys tanning on the beach.
    Suddenly, beautiful blond pass.
    Says on of them: "if I were a lesbian…"

    _p.s.
    May this war will end peacefully(in israel) :cry: ...

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    nice
    u from israel???

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    yeap. and from where are you?

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    New classteacher asks her students to introduce themselves and to tell their hobbies.
    TEACHER-"Now boys start"
    1st boy-"My name is Rahul.My hobby is watching BUBBLE in the bathtub"
    2nd boy-"My name is Christy.My hobby is watching BUBBLE in the bathtub"
    3rd boy-"I am Rohan.My hobby is watching BUBBLE in the bathtub"
    TEACHER-"It's strange that you boys are having the same hobby.O.K.Now girls start
    GIRL-"MY NAME IS BUBBLE..........!!!"

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    Chinese switchboard
    Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
    Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

    Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
    Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

    Caller: I'm Sum Wan ..And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
    Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

    Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
    Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

    Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
    Operator: I'm Saw Lee.

    Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

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    Five presidents are on a plane: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and George W. Bush.

    George Washington says, "I will make someone happy!" and throws a dollar bill off the plane.

    Then Abraham Lincoln says, "I will make five people happy!" and throws 5 one dollar bills off the plane.

    Then John Adams says, "I will make 500 people happy!" and throws 500 one dollar bills off the plane.

    Then Thomas Jefferson says, "I will make the whole world happy!" and throws George W. Bush off the plane.

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    rofllll nice joke man

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    Default great jokes!

    keep on posting.

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    A black man walks in the desert.
    the water in is bottle are all gone,
    So he looks around to find some water.
    Suddenly he found a bottle of water shining through the sand. He picked up the bottle and opens it.
    A genie came out of it and says: you have 3 wishes.
    The black man thinks a while and then said:
    I want to be white and that girls will need me.
    No problem said the genie and made him a toilet bowl
    ************************************************ :!:
    Three mans has been thrown into a deserted island.
    They found a bottle and rubbed it.
    A genie came out of it and says: I'm free.
    I'll give you 3 wishes, one for each.
    The first man asked: take me back home.
    The genie gave him his wish and sends him home.
    second man asked: take me back home too.
    The genie gave him also his wish and sends him home.
    than the genie asked the third man what he is wishing for.
    The man said: "… I'm bored alone…bring them back…"
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    hahahahahaha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahhahaha

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