Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot

after shot.

The Indian man said to the American, 'You know my parents are forcing me to

get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't

even met once.' We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a

woman whom I don't love... I told them that openly and now have a hell lot

of family problems.'

The American said, talking about love marriages... I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a

couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and married

her, so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's


Legally now my daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and

so he is my uncle.

Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son, my

brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I

am my own grandson.. And you say you have family problems...