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    Default Lightbulb jokes.

    Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: None. It's a hardware problem.

    Your turn ;)

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    Thats nice joke, Here is another joke :D


    Did you know?

    That Bill Gates is the world's only living heart doner?

    That Bill Gates has never been potty trained?

    That Bill Gates is not human (big surprise)?

    That he is actually a creation of George Lucas? And that George decided not to use him because he didn't want to scare small children.
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    hmmm

    Which makes me think of

    Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Only one, but the lightbulb has really got to want to change...

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    BETTER GOING stylemeister
    INCREASE JOKES PER THREAD RATIO.

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    one smart old Chinese say to me

    dont call me old
    dont call me chinese
    and dont call me smart
    the most important enough to start every sentence with one smart old chinese...

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    Q: Or how many students to change a lightbulb?

    A: Again, only 1, but 49 others to get drunk in celebration afterwards.

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    Q: How many Hippies?

    A: Pass the candle, dude.

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    Q: How many witches?

    A: Depends what you want it changed into...

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    I don't have any idea but I like joke.
    Thanks for joke.

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