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  1. #1
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    Aug 2006

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    Kuttappan is a mallu…!

    Kuttappan was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone
    there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
    Tired of his boasting,
    his boss called his bluff, “OK, Kuttappan how about Tom Cruise?”
    yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.”

    So Kuttappan and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom
    Cruise’s door, and sure enough,
    Tom Cruise shouts,”Babu! Great to see you! You and your friend come
    right in and join me for lunch!” Although impressed, Kuttappan’s boss
    is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Kuttappan
    that he thinks Kuttappan’s knowing Cruise was just lucky. “No, no, just
    name anyone else”,

    Kuttappan says. “President Clinton,” his boss quickly retorts.
    Kuttappan says, “I know him, let’s fly out to Washington.” And off
    go. At the White House, Clinton spots Kuttappan on the tour and motions
    him and his boss over, saying, “Babu, what a surprise, I was just on my
    way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a
    cup of coffee first and catch up.” Well, the boss is very shaken by
    now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House

    He expresses his doubts to Kuttappan who again implores him to name
    anyone else. “The Pope,” his boss replies “Sure!” says
    Kuttappan. “I
    have a lot of friends in Poland, and I’ve known the Pope a long time.”
    So off they fly to Rome. Kuttappan and his boss are assembled with the
    masses in Vatican Square when Kuttappan says, “This will never work. I
    can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I
    know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on
    the balcony with the Pope. So he disappears into the crowd, headed
    toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kuttappan emerges
    with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Kuttappan returns, he
    finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by
    Working his way to his boss’ side, Kuttappan asks him, “what
    His boss looks up and says, “I was doing fine until you and the Pope
    came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, “Who’s that on the
    balcony with Kuttappan?

    Moral of the story - Don’t ever underestimate a malayalee again!!!!

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  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2006


    long but good one.... kuttappan ki jai,,,


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