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    Default 10 things to say when caught asleep at work...

    TOP TEN Excuses - If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk At Work:

    10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

    9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

    8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white-out. You probably got here just in time!"

    7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."

    6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

    5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

    4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

    3. "The coffee machine is broken..."

    2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."

    And the #1 excuse to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk.

    1. " ...... AMEN!"


    :D love the last one

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    Default good jokes

    realy HAHAHAH LOL...
    (:

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    lmao... nice 1..
    i like number 10 kekekz

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    Yeah, Funny i liked reason 10 and 1

    Amen !

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