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    Default The donkey!

    Hi M8s,
    Heres another for you seeing as its sunday.

    A young man named Tony bought a donkey from a farmer for 100.

    The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. When the farmer



    drove up the next day, he said,



    "Sorry son, but I have some bad news... the donkey is on my truck,

    but I'm afraid he's dead."

    Tony replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

    The farmer said, "I Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

    Tony said, "OK then, just unload the donkey anyway".

    The farmer asked, "What are ya gonna do with him?"

    Tony said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

    The farmer exclaimed, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

    But Tony, with a big smile on his face, said "Sure I can. Watch me.



    I just won't tell anybody that he's dead."

    A month later the farmer met up with Tony and asked, "What happened with

    that dead donkey?"

    Tony said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece



    and made a profit of 798.00."

    Totally amazed, the farmer asked, "Didn't anyone complain that you had



    stolen their money because you lied about the donkey being dead?"

    Tony replied, "The only guy who found out about the donkey being dead
    was

    the raffle winner, when he came to claim his prize. So I gave him his 2

    back plus 200 extra, which is double the going value of a donkey, so he

    thought I was a really great guy."

    Tony grew up and eventually became the Prime Minister of Britain, and no

    matter how many times he lied or how much money he stole from British voters,

    as long as he gave them back some of the stolen money, most of them
    thought he was a great guy.

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    lol nice one never heard it

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    Now, that's a good one! :D

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    Haha, a very funny one!

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    :D nice joke i like

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    nnnnnnnnnnnn nice one never heard it too

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    lolz...Nice One...!!!

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    wow funny man very :arrow:

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    that's a good one....

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    Oh!nice joke. that's a good one!

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