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    Default Frightened tourist

    The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?"
    The guide: "There were, but don't worry, the snakes ate all of them."

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    Default Jokes

    Nice jokes.

    Try this amazing facts :

    Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.

    Cat's urine glows under a black light.

    China has more English speakers than the United States.

    Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

    Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

    Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

    Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

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    A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of bitches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.

    Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

    "For those of you who are pissed off with the two hour delay , please see the bitch in the kitchen."

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    0.0 uhh?
    When your mom wakes up every morning and watching the mirror she say-
    at least i'm health^^

    do not take it personaly, i just saw this juke at goofle XD

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    Oh, yes. Nothing to worry about. xD No bats.

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    lol lol kool Joke :)

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    haha train jke rules

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    hehehehehe
    nice joke man

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    hey,Perfection, tt was real funny! haha. i cant help laughin a bit

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