an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walked into a bar...........the barman said "what is this, some kind of joke?"

a blonde friend of mine died her hair, she's now a brunette.............she calls it artificial intelligence

a man walked into a bar, and was later admitted to A & E...........it was an iron bar

I call my wife 'dear'...............she wears antlers

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