my jokes

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Why don't witches wear panties?

So they can get a better grip on the broom.

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Q: What do Kodak cameras have in common with condoms?
A: Both capture the moment.

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A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thick and long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut. He approached the Father for payment and the priest paid him $1.00.
The boy said "Thank you, virgin Father!"
The priest replied, "What did you say?"
The boy repeated, "Thank you, virgin Father!"
The priest asked him, "Do you know what that means?"
The boy replied, "Yes.... tight ass!"

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Q: Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat? A: To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

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A manager was being interviewed after he had resigned from a football club? "Were the crowd not behind you"..................

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Q: How did the basketball court get wet? A: The players dribbled all over it!

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A wife returning from a fishing trip with her husband was telling her troubles to a neighbour. "I did everything wrong again today," she said. "I talked too loud, I used the wrong bait, I reeled in too soon, and I caught more than he did."

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Indian Team Manager: "Hello" (over Phone) Caller: "Can I talk to Azharuddin Please, I am his friend and calling from Hyderabad"................

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A cricketer was proud of his progress as a batsman and invited his mother-in-law along to watch him play, hoping to impress her.

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So golf is supposedly a gentleman’s game, eh? Here we show you why the gentlemen really prefer golf!
The 10 things in golf that sound really, err, dirty... Enjoy!

1. Look at the size of his putter.

2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.