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  1. #21
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    Wink

    A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

  2. #22
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    BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasms again!

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    Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

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    20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

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    john 3:16- god gave away his only begoden son...."that is how we know jesus was black"

    ps. got mighta created men 1st, but he sure did outdo himeslf on a fine job on the woman ;)


    "love, peace, and everything good"

  6. #26
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    "I think I was born to be a doctor, because whenever I see you, I just feel like taking your clothes off"

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    20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

    A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

    Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

    At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.

  8. #28
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    Default =D

    qqqqqqqqqqqqq

  9. #29
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    wow .

    its very nice and funny thread you have posted here

    good luck

  10. #30
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    Smile last one

    The last joke is very good

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