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    Default Funny S M S Messages

    Funny SMS Messages
    Hey!!!mobile phone addicts,Have you got any funny SMS messages etc you want to share???
    Post them here,try to keep them half clean

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    When I C the moon I C U
    When I C the stars I C U
    When I C the Sea I C U
    Get out of the way you are blocking my view

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    Some pretty Nice ones in here.

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    Why did God create MAN first, WOMAN second?

    Because it's always good to make a rough draft first before making a MASTERPIECE.

    peace u guys... lolz!:p

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    Default Without ur SMS

    Without ur sms my weekdays are like

    "Moodoutday"
    "Tearsday"
    "Wasteday"
    "Thirstday"
    "Frightday"
    "Sufferday"
    and
    "Sadday"

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    Default A true love stroy

    Once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
    one day they kissed each other
    hen dies of malaria
    and mosquito dies of bird-flu
    MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN

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    20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

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    Wink

    A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

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    when u see santaclose packing yourself in a bag, dont worry...he is just making my wish come true...U 4 MY GIFT

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    Positive-thinking poem:

    Little bird in the sky
    Droping shit into ur eye
    U donít worry u donít cry,
    U just thank God that,
    Cows do not fly
    Always b positive


    sms joke from : latest sms

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