Funny S M S Messages

[Friendz]

Funny SMS Messages
Hey!!!mobile phone addicts,Have you got any funny SMS messages etc you want to share???
Post them here,try to keep them half clean

[Friendz]

When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view

[TNA_E_Fed]

Some pretty Nice ones in here.

[icemaiden20]

Why did God create MAN first, WOMAN second?

Because it's always good to make a rough draft first before making a MASTERPIECE.

peace u guys... lolz!:p

[grace55]

Without ur sms my weekdays are like

"Moodoutday"
"Tearsday"
"Wasteday"
"Thirstday"
"Frightday"
"Sufferday"
and
"Sadday"

[grace55]

Once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN

[divdal3]

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

[divdal3]

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

[spartaksubotica]

when u see santaclose packing yourself in a bag, dont worry...he is just making my wish come true...U 4 MY GIFT

[decentsms]

Positive-thinking poem:

Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive


sms joke from : latest sms