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    Default Funny S M S Messages

    Funny SMS Messages
    Hey!!!mobile phone addicts,Have you got any funny SMS messages etc you want to share???
    Post them here,try to keep them half clean

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    When I C the moon I C U
    When I C the stars I C U
    When I C the Sea I C U
    Get out of the way you are blocking my view

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    Only true friends stand by u
    during bad times.
    I promise
    I will attend ur wedding....

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    Default MUNNA Bhai CIRCUIT JOKES

    PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?

    MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.


    PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
    MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.


    MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
    MAMU: B.A.
    MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?


    CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
    MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.


    CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
    MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
    CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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    Love v/s Marriage!

    Love is holding hands in the street.
    Marriage is holding arguments in the street.


    Love is cuddling on a sofa.
    Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.


    Love is talking about having children.
    Marriage is talking about getting away from children.


    Love is going to bed early.
    Marriage is going to sleep early.


    Love is losing your appetite.
    Marriage is losing your figure.


    Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
    Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.


    TV has no place in love.
    Marriage is a fight for remote control.


    Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
    Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".


    Conclusion: "Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!"

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    Smile

    What do u call a woman in heaven?
    An Angel
    A crowd of woman in heaven?
    A host of Angels
    And all woman in heaven?
    PEACE ON EARTH!

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    Some pretty Nice ones in here.

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    Default The Keyboard

    A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in. When she turns on the computer, the computer finds out that there is no keyboard attached and it gives a "Keyboard Error" message. She then asks "Why did it give me a keyboard error? There isn't even a keyboard attached?

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    Why did God create MAN first, WOMAN second?

    Because it's always good to make a rough draft first before making a MASTERPIECE.

    peace u guys... lolz!:p

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    Default Without ur SMS

    Without ur sms my weekdays are like

    "Moodoutday"
    "Tearsday"
    "Wasteday"
    "Thirstday"
    "Frightday"
    "Sufferday"
    and
    "Sadday"

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