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    Default Marriage Jokes

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him
    if he could arrange a divorce for him - 'very quick.'

    The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend
    on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

    LAWYER: 'Have you any grounds?'

    POLE: 'JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home.'

    LAWYER: 'No,' I mean what is the foundation of this case?'

    POLE: 'It made of concrete.'

    LAWYER: 'Does either of you have a real grudge?'

    POLE: 'No, we have carport, and not need one.'

    LAWYER: 'I mean, What are your relations like?'

    POLE: 'All my relations still in Poland.'

    LAWYER: 'Is there any infidelity in your marriage?'

    POLE: 'Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player.'

    LAW YER: Does your wife beat you up?'

    POLE: 'No, I always up before her.'

    LAWYER: 'Is your wife a nagger?'

    POLE: 'No, she white.'

    LAWYER: 'WHY do you want this divorce?'

    POLE: 'She going to kill me.'

    LAWYER: 'What makes you think that?'

    POLE: 'I got proof.


    LAWYER: 'What kind of proof?'

    POLE: 'She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore
    and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'.'

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    Wink Funny...LOL...

    I'd really love the joke guys...
    Hahaha...it's really funny...

    That's why I don't want a partner like that..
    So thrilling and yet...so frightening..!

    I'm gonna get a copy of that !

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    hi.
    nice joke


    1. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
    2. There are two times a man does'nt understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage!
    3. A successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man!

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    rofl very nice haha. Thanks for the share

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    It's so funny.
    Thanks so much for sharing!!!
    Any more???

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    rofl nice really funny xD

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    LOL, that was funny xD

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    ROFL....! cracked me...
    nice jokes mate, thanks for this.

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    Thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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    Oh !! it so funny ~~

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