Hahahah.........

[ranzoh]

hahahaha thanks!!!

[ItsMeEnosh]

hahahah lol

[annie]

This is "LITERAL" translation from Malayalam to English

Whitening applied becomes white scars.
(Velukkan thechathu pandayi)

When talking, hear. When given, eat.
(Paraymbol kelkkanam.tharumbol thinnanam)

Give elephant, but not hope.
(Aana koduthalum aasha kodukaruthu)

If Crow bath, become crane ??
(Kaaka kulichal kokku aagumo??)

If needed jackfruit on root grow.
(Venamengil chakka verilum kaayikkum)

Snake on fence on shoulder no put.
(Veliyil kidanna paambine eduthu tholil idaruthu)

Onam come or Baby born, porridge for KORAN still in leaf.
(Onam vannaalum Unni pirannaalum, Koranu Kanji Kumbilil thanne)

Own baby, for crow, golden baby.
(Kaakkakku Than Kunju Ponkunju)

Market fail Mother's back.
(Angaadiyil thottathinu Ammayude purathu)

Silent Cat Breaks Pot.
(Mindaa Poocha Kalam Udakkum)

Sand leaning man took girl.
(Mannum Chaari Ninnavan Pennum Kondupoyi)

Centipede if put on mattress goes to garbage.
(Attaye pidichu Methayil Kidathiyaalum Athu pokum Kuppa kuzhiyil)

Miser hold umbrella at midnight.
(Alpan Ardha Raathriyilum koda Pidikkum)

Foot wrong elephant will also fall.
(Adi thettiyaal aaneyum veezhum)

Friend of Eeenaampechi is TreeDog.
(Eeenaampechi-kku kootu marapatti)

In desert one Tree green.
(Marubhumiyil oru marupacha)

Sitting to moan, dog's head, coconut fell.
(Moangan irunna naayudey thalayil thenga veenu)

Different drop big water.
(Palathulli peruvellam)

Crane, how many ponds see??
(Kokkethra kulam kandirikkunnu)

Don't want, don't want thinking, climbing on the head & jumping.
(Venda,venda ennu vicharikkumbo thalayil keri chaadunnu)

Stick gave, beating got.
(Vadi koduthu adi vaangi)

Open the window, let the airforce come in.
(Janala thurakkoo, kaatu shakthi aayi varrattae)

No Grass will walk here.
(Evidae Oru pullum nadakkilla)

Dont spit, understanding people will suffer.
(thupparuthu , thaazhae nikkunnavar anubhavikkum)

Both are Hand and Arithmetic.
(Randum kayyum kanakkum thannae)

[Raccoon]

So funny jokes!!!thanks=)))

[joroizin]

hahaha!! really good!

[vineesh]

oh nice jokes!!!
thanks for sharing......

[itsuck]

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

[Twisted]

"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" :)
John Mendosa.

Lol thats funny as hell. :p

[avinet]

tenc vry mahc

[shweta]

A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can give you mine if you want.
A: That sounds good.
B: All you need to do is just use some cheese in order to make the mouse come to the trap.
A: I don't have any cheese.
B: Okay then, take a piece of bread and put a bit of oil in it and put it in the trap.
A: I don't have oil.
B: Well, then put only a small piece of bread.
A: I don't have bread.
B: Then what is the mouse doing at your house?!