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    Talking Evil made a mother-in-law.




    God thought that since
    he couldn’t b everywhere
    he made a mother.

    Then devil thought that
    he couldn’t be everywhere
    he made a mother-in-law. :)

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    Lightbulb I have lots of jokes in my inbox




    I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
    But I can’t send you all of them,
    It will take a lot of time,
    So I’m sending you just 1 joke
    .
    .
    .
    “You are so beautiful”:)

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    Smile A sinking ship & life guard jacket




    A ship was sinking.
    Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
    A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
    Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
    Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
    as we are one jacket short.:)

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    Smile When I open my eyes every morning




    When I open my eyes every morning
    I pray to God that everyone should
    have a friend like you….
    Why should only i suffer!!! ha ha ha:)

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    Smile Life is nothing without LOVE




    Life is nothing without LOVE,
    Love is emotion & Kiss is practical,
    don’t get emotional, yar just b practical
    So STOP loving and START Kissing.

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    Smile Hi i am marrying next week




    Hi i am marrying next week
    there will be a small party and
    only few persons will be invited
    Hey don’t bring any gift
    just bring SOMEONE to marry me.

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    Default Innocent Ben

    Teacher: who wants to go to heaven (all the students put their hands up. But little Ben doesn't)

    Teacher: Ben, You don't want to go to heaven

    Ben:Yes I do, but my mother warned me to come straight back home after school

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    Default Just for fun

    An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat the bananas. Why?


    Because the bananas are made of plastic.
    Next…Q


    The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?
    Because the elephant is made of plastic.
    Hahhaa…never give up…one more..
    Now,


    Next…Q
    Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
    Because the bananas are in the TV.
    !!! Cool down…



    Next…Q
    Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
    Because they are on different channels.
    Hohohohoohohoh. .hehehe

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    Smile Ur Single Smile




    On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
    Keep Smiling n
    Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
    But.
    Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
    Warna
    Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.

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    Smile Ants will finish you

    Ants will finish you

    a girl’s speaking 2 a boy……..
    u r very handsome.
    u r very cute.
    u r very sweet.
    ooph…….sorry.
    i can’t call u sweet….
    because ants will finish u.

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