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    Arrow My Simple Joke

    "Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?" :)
    John Mendosa.
    Last edited by shweta; 09-23-2009 at 10:49 AM.

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    Talking Husband, wife & spare tyre




    HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle
    If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further
    M0ral:
    always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

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    Talking Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS




    Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
    “Me sick, no work”
    Boss SMS back:
    “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
    2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
    “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

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    Talking **…problem & challenge…**




    TEACHER:
    what is the different between
    problem and challenge????

    STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
    1boy+3girls=challenge..

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    Talking Mr.Bean Science

    Mr.Bean Science

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    Major Rohail:
    I was stuck in ELEVATOR for 3 hrs
    Due to electric failure

    Mr.Bean:
    Ya me too
    I was stuck on ESCALATOR for 5 hrs

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    Exclamation Tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai

    Tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai

    Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

    Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

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    Talking Sexy elephant figure

    Sexy elephant figure

    In an elephant’s school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen.

    Then one of the elephants says: “Look yaar, 3600 - 2400 - 3600!!”

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    Ha haha Good jokes

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    Exclamation Why Harbhajan Slapped Sreesanth ?

    Why Harbhajan Slapped Sreesanth ?

    Our Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match.
    Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?”
    Bhajji answered, “No I am Harbhajan Singh”

    VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question.

    He answered, “No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh”
    Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

    While walking he saw Sreesanth enjoying the Match. He went and asked him “Are you Relaxing?”
    The Sreesanth answered “Yes I am relaxing.”
    Bhajji slapped him on his face and said “Are sab tere Ko wahan dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai.”

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    These are really funny jokes! I laughed pretty hard.

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