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    Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next.




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    lol thanks

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    Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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    you are the masters of the jokes! I admit

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    Quote Originally Posted by sherlyk View Post
    A man was sleeping on his deathbed. The man woke up to see his wife silently praying beside him.

    He said, " Martha, I have something to confess to you."

    She said, "No dear, save your energy."

    He said, "I must tell you so I may pass on to heaven, I cheated on you."

    She said, " I know, I poisoned you."
    HAHAHAHAHA... Very good...

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    Lightbulb 2 more ants!!!

    three ants were walking in the ground, ...
    first ant told: 2 ants are following me
    second ant told: 2 ants are following me
    third ant told: 2 ants are following me

    what is the problem with these ants?

    answer: the ants were walking in a circular line

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    the atom walks into a bar depressed and says...
    i think i lost an electron
    and barthender asks him:
    "Are you sure?"
    he replies: "I'm POSITIVE"

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    happyness is an exponential function. you always nedd more to be happy.

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    hahaha that's good!

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    hahahahaha

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