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[annie]

[annie]

1. (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..


4. (ANYTIME.)..

[lazymoney]

hahaha
very funny!

[nicole61]

Hello dear all,

This is Nicole Anderson.
I am new to this forum.This is very nice forum. This joke forum is very good.These are very funny and nice jokes.Thank you.

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[annie]

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height

Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy

Woman Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes

Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair

Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing

Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????

Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wobmen]

this is very fit tips for the health.so evry body must try to laugh at least 5 minutes in a day .

[ranzoh]

lol thanks

[gyora]

very very very nice

[annie]

[annie]