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  1. #1
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    Angry If you love someone

    To Love Some One ...
    If you love someone,
    Set her free...
    If she comes back, she's yours,
    If she doesn't, she never was....

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    The New Versions.....
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    Optimist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    Don't worry, she will come back.

    Pessimist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she ever comes back, she's yours,
    If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

    Suspicious:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she ever comes back, ask her why.

    Impatient:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she doesn't comes back within some time
    forget ! her.

    Patient:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    If she doesn't come back, continue to wait
    until she comes back ...

    Playful:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free ...
    * If she comes back, and if you love her still,
    set her free again, repeat *

    C++ Programmer:
    if(you-love(m_she))
    m_she.free()
    if(m_she == NULL)
    m_she= new CShe;

    Animal-Rights Activist:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

    Lawyers:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second
    amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly
    states that...

    Bill Gates :
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    If she comes back,
    I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
    and but tell her that she's also going to get
    an upgrade.

    Biologist :
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    She'll ev! olve.


    Statisticians :
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    If she loves you, the probability of her coming
    back is high
    If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

    Schwarzenegger's fans:
    If you love someone,
    Set her free,
    SHE'LL BE BACK!

    Over possessive person
    If you love someone
    don't set her free.


    HR specialist
    If you love someone
    set her free by
    Offering her VRS and other benefits
    Then outsource her.

    MBA
    If you love someone
    set her free
    instantaneously
    and look for others simultaneously

    Psychologist
    If you love someone
    set her free
    If she comes back her super ego is dominant
    If she does'nt come back her id is supreme
    If she does'nt go, she must be crazy.

    Somnabulist
    If you love someone
    set her free
    If she comes back it's a nightmare
    If she does'nt, you must be dreaming.

    Rhett Butler
    If you! love someone
    set YOURSELF FREE
    If she asks you why
    say you don't give a damn.

    ERP functional expert
    If you love someone
    set her free
    If she comes back, map her into your system
    If she does'nt,carry out a gap-fit analysis

    Finance expert
    If you love someone
    set her free
    If she comes back its time to look fresh loans
    If she does'nt, write her off as an asset gone bad.

    Marketing Expert
    If you love someone
    set her free
    If she comes back she has brand loyalty

    If she does'nt, reposition the brand in new markets.

  2. #2
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    Default

    why is it that everytime I click a string it is the same person posting things? wtf?!!!

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    Default haha

    love is just a game sommetimes u win and sometimes u loss!

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    Default The virus has infected more than 750 thousand computers

    A new virus has infected more than 750 thousand computers around the world, Reuters reports citing the information the company NetWitness. Virus "Trojan-DownIoader.Win32.Agent" gathers information on the login and password for the online financial systems, social networks and mailboxes. According to the company, was contaminated by many organizations, sites of banks, mailboxes Yahoo, Hotmail accounts, and a number of social networks. The first data on Trojan-DownIoader were obtained specialists NetWitness back in February, when assessing the safety of one of the client networks. In a cache of stolen information Trojan-DownIoader revealed more than 680 thousand usernames and passwords, including for access to online banking, Facebook, Yahoo, Hotmail, and more than 20 thousand SSL-certificates, personal data.General computer protection from malicious software and installation of password system can not protect your PC from this virus, however there is a specialized anti-virus software to fight against such viruses.Download link: http://removetrojan.net/securitytool/install.exe

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    Default Кто разбирает

    Проблема! Наши соседи сверху, похоже, положили ламинат прямо на бетон. Мы слышим ВСЕ! Как они приходят, о чем говорят, что вещает их ТВ, как клацает по полу когтями их собака… В общем, ужас! Хотим сделать натяжные потолки, чтобы хоть немного "отдалиться" - поможет? Самих соседей эта ситуация, похоже, не смущает…

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