Tintumon - SMS Jokes

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Appopan

Tintumon: Apoppan endha urangukayano?
Amma: Alla mone apoppan marichu. Nammal kozhiye okke kollumbol athu chaville?.. athu pole..
Tintumon: Appam Eppazha kari vekkunne!!

What Is Maths?

Teacher: What is maths?
Tintumon: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!

Mash & Tintumon

Mash: Eda tintu
Tintu: Entha mashe
Mash: Eda nee alle paranjath ninaku ‘Cheet’ kalikan ariyillanu
enitu nee inale kavalelirunh cheet kalichu 1000 rupa kalanjathu….
Tintu: Athalle mashe njan paranjath eniku cheet kalikan ariyilla ennu…

Traffic Sign Board

Teacher : entha classil ethan vaikiyathu?
Tintumon: Traffic sign board kaaranam.
Teacher : Enthu sign board?
Tintumon : road side il ezuthi vachathu “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

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Press “Any Key” To Continue

Tintumon computerill use chayuka ayirinu pettenu or messege kandu….
Press “Any key” to Continue
tintumon: ee parnja key ee key boardill kanunillao…..

Goa

Teacher:Tintumon,Where is your native place?
TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
Teacher:Tell me the spelling…
(kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
Tintumon:Patticheeee…….!!!!!!
my native place is GOA..

Water


Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:Water
Teacher:What is the formula of water?
Tintumon:
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!
H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
Teacher:What is this?
Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

Motta

Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
Tintumon jumped and said:
“Physics miss
English miss
Maths miss
Social miss!!”

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Vazhipad

Tintumon ambalattil vazhipad counter Q vil..
Munnile uncle : shambhu, thiruvatira, paalppaayasam.
Tintumon: Hans, break dance, chickenbiriyani…!

Tintumon In Classroom

Classil urangunna tintumonod
Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
Tintumon: Chatukam
Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher….

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Tintumon: Ninte ee snehathinu munnil njaan ente moonnam classile result samarppikkunnu...

Dundumol: Athenthaa? Tintu: Thottupoyedeeee!!!!!
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