OLD MEN AREN'T SLOW!
An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and it look over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presences and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or any thing, I just came down here to feed the alligators!" Upon hearing this the women scrambled to get out of the water and left at a dead run. Now who says, "Old Men Are Slow
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