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    Default Laughs out Loud

    A witch invaded a forest one day. All animals had to tell a funny joke in order not to be killed. If any animal failed to make everyone laugh, it'll be sent to death.
    First, came the monkey. It told a joke, and everyone laughed, except the tortoise. So the monkey was sent to death.
    It was the elephant's turn. The elephant told a very funny joke and everyone laughed. Still, the tortoise did not laugh. The witch had no choice but to kill the elephant.
    It was the rabbit's turn. The rabbit nervously told a joke, but it wasn't funny and nobody laughed. This time, the tortoise laughed, and laughed, and couldn't stop laughing.
    The witch, being confused, asked, "What's so funny?"
    The tortoise half laughing, managing to reply, "The monkey's joke is so FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!"

    -THE END-

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    haha, a nice one.

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    poor monkey and elephant...

    nice jokes man..

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    thanks, here's another one..

    Peter and Jane were good friends and they always climb a tree together. Jane would wear a skirt and Peter would always let Jane climb up first. So one day when Jane told her sister about this, her sister scolded her for being stupid to have let Peter seen her undies.

    The next day, Jane and Peter went to climb the tree again. Jane, as usual, wore a skirt. Peter would let Jane climb the tree first, and she did so too. She went home and tell her sister the same thing. Her sister was furious and exclaimed,

    "Why ARE U SO STUPID to let him see your undies again!?!"

    "No way, I didn't wear undies this time :)"

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    that 's funny~

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    GOOD ONE ,KEEP IT UP........................

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    Both the jokes were funny.

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