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  1. #1
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    Aug 2005

    Default Ohh little Johnny.

    Little Johnny was twelve years old and like other boys of his age, rather
    curious. He has bben hearing quite a bit about "courting" from older boys, and
    he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his questions to
    his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to him,
    she told him to hide behind the curtain one night and watch his older sister
    and her boy friend. This he did. The following morning he described
    everything to his mother.

    "Sis and her boy friend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of
    the lights, and he started kissing and hugging her. I figured sis must be
    getting sick because she started looking funny. He must have thought so too
    because he put his hand under her blouse to feel her heart just like a doctor
    would, except hes not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble
    finding the heart..

    I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started
    panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold,
    because he put it under her skirt. Aboout this time, sis got worse, and began
    to moan and squirm around. They slid down to the end of the couch. This was
    when the fever started. I know it was a fever, because sis told him she felt
    really hot..

    Finally, i found out what was making them so sick: A big eel had gotten inside
    his pants somehow.. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about ten
    inches long. Honest. Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting

    When sis saw it she got really scared, her eyes got big and her mouth fell
    open. She started calling out to god and stuff like that. She said it was the
    biggest one she had ever seen. I should tell her about the ones down at the

    Anywa, sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a
    sudden she made a noise and let the eel go... I guess it bit her back, then she
    grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his
    pants pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again.

    Sis laid back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it, and he
    helped by laying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis
    started graning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I
    guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them..

    After a while, they both got up and gave a great sigh, her boyfriend got up and
    sure enough, they had killed the eel. i know it was dead, because it just hung
    ther, limp and some of its insides were hanging out..

    Sis and her boyfreind were a little tired from the battle, but they went to
    courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing again. By Golly, the eel
    wasn't dead. It jumped straight-up and started to fight again. i guess eels
    are like cats... they have nine lives...

    This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it.. After
    fifty-five minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was
    this time because i saw sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the

    Johnny's mother fainted.

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