Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect women
met. After a perfect courtship, they had a wedding. Their life
together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas
Eve, this perfect couple were driving their perfect car (a Audi
Quatro) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the
side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple,they
stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle
of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the Eve of
Christmas. The perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into
their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunatly, the driving conditons deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one survived the

Who was the survivor?

The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone
knows there is no santa claus and there is no such thing as a
perfect man.

Women stop reading here, that is the end of the

Men scroll down.

So if there is no perfect man and no
Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This
explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a
woman and you are reading this, this illustrates another point.

Women never listen.