Stress Reliever # 1

> >Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag

> >to the office. Why?

> >Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how

> >impossible, I look at your picture and the problem

> >disappears.

> >Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am

> >for you?

> >Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to

> >myself, "What other problem can there be greater

> >than this one?"

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 2

> >

> >Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your

> >worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

> >Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have

> >any worries or troubles.

> >Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 3

> >

> >Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this

> >morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

> >Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

> >Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 4

> >

> >Wife: "What's your excuse for coming home at this

> >time of the night?"

> >Husband: "Golfing with friends, my dear."

> >Wife: " What? At 2 am?"

> >Husband: "Yes, We used night clubs."

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 5

> >A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you

> >have married me if my father hadn't left me a

> >fortune?"

> >"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have

> >married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A

> >FORTUNE"

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 6

> >Father to son after exam: " Let me see your report

> >card."

> >Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare

> >his parents."

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 7

> >

> >"How was your blind date?" a college student

> >asked her roommate.

> >"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up

> >in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

> >"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so

> >bad about that?"

> >"He was the original owner."

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 8

> >

> >A teacher asked her class for sentences using the

> >word 'beans'..

> >"My father grows beans," said one student.

> >"My father cooks beans," said another.

> >Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human

> >beans."

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 9

> >

> >Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe

> >your success as a millionaire?"

> >Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

> >Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.

> >What were you before you married her?"

> >Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 10

> >

> >Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours

> >forever.

> >The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 11

> >

> >A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife

> >after sex?"

> >He replied: "Depends, if I can find a phone."

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 12

> >

> >Man to wife on wedding night: "Are you sure I'm

> >the first man you are sleeping with?"

> >Wife replied: "Of course honey, I stayed awake

> >with all the others!"

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 13

> >

> >"Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON

> >stamps in the U.S.?"

> >Answer: "Because people started licking the wrong

> >side."

> >__________________________________________

> >Stress Reliever # 14

> >

> >A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most

> >in me - my pretty face or my sexy body?"

> >He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I

> >like your sense of humour."

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Stress Reliever # 15



Doctor to his lady patient: "You look terribly weak

and exhausted! Are you having three meals a day

as I have advised?"

Lady replied: "Doctor, I thought you said three

males a day."