Kid Jokes........{ Clean & Cute }

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Arrest
Something you take when you are tired

Ashtray
A place where people put out cigarettes when the room doesn't have a carpet

Astronaut
When a spaceman scores nothing in his maths exam

Astronomer
A night watchman

Atom
A male cat

Atomic Bomb
Something that makes molehills out of mountains

Attack
A small nail

Attendance
Dance for 10 people

Auctioneer
A man who looks forbidding

Audio Visual
Sign language

Autobiography
A car's log book

Autograph
A chart showing the sales of cars

Automate
When your best friend is a robot

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Crazy Definitions : B

Backgammon
Game played by pigs

Bacteria
The rear of a cafeteria

Baked Alaska
The result of global warning

Balderdash
Running away from a crazy hairdresser

Ballyhoo
A directory of well known ballet dancers correctly called 'Ballyhoo's Hoo'

Bandsaws
Blisters on guitarist's fingers

Barbarian
The man who cuts your hair badly

Barbecue
An outdoor party for sheep

Barber's shop
A clip joint

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Barefaced
Looking like a bear

Bashful
A retired boxer

Bathing Beauty
A girl worth wading for

Bathtub
Part of a fat man that never goes underwater in the bath

Beckon
Send footballer on to the pitch

Bee
A hum-bug

Beehive
What mummy bees tell naughty bees to do

Beeline
What naughty bees get at school

Beetroot
A potatoe with very high blood pressure

Belladonna
Telephone a girl called Donna

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Bellicose
A warm, fat stomach

Bernadette
Set fire to your bills

Betwixt
Halfway through a chocolate bar

Bigamist
Someone who makes the same mistake twice

Big Top
Large hat worn by circus ringmaster

Bindweed
Tie up a weak person

Bird of Prey
Eagle that goes to church every Sunday

Birkenhead
Not very intelligent

Blazer
A fire that looks like a jacket

Blockade
Stop lemonade being delivered

Blood Brother
Vampire's relative

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Blubber
Weeping and whaling

Blunderbuss
A vehicle that goes from Edinburgh to Glasgow taking a short cut via London

Bore
Someone who wants to tell you about himself when yu want to tell him about yourself

Boxer
A fellow who stands up for the other fellow's rights

Boycott
A small bed that's no good for girls

Brussels Sprout
An ornamental fountain in the Belgian capital

Brainwave
Permed hair

Bulldozer
A sleeping bull

Bulletin
A can of corned beef

Bunions
What you get when you cross a rabbit with a leek

Buttress
A dairy maid who makes butter

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Crazy Definitions: C

Cabbage
The age of a taxi

Cabinet Pudding
School pudding made from furniture

Cactus
An overgrown pin cushion

Cagoule
Ghost's favourite raincoat

Calculate
Finish maths test ages after everyone else

Camel
A warped horse

Camelot
A herd of dromedaries

Campus
Cat that lives in a college

Cannibal
Someone who is fed up with people

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Capstan
Put Stan's hat on

Caramel
A motorised camel

Carbuncle
An automobile with a dent in it

Carnation
A country where everyone owns a car

Carnivore
Animal that goes round in circles

Carousel
Car that goes round in circles

Carpet
Material bought by the yard and worn out by the foot

Cartoon
A song you sing in the car

Catacomb
What goes with the cat's brush

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Catastrophe
The prize awarded to the top pussy at the cat show

Cat Burglar
Burglar who steals cats

Caterpillar
An upholstered worm

Cauliflower
The blossom a dog wears in his button hole

Celery
Wages paid to a gardner

Cellmates
Two germs living together

Chair
Headquarters for hindquarters

Champagne
The french for 'false window'

Charcoal
What the cleaning lady puts into the fire

Cheapskate
Skateboard for a budgie

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Chilli Powder
Fine snowflakes

Chipmunk
A french friar

Christmas Island
Where Santa spends the Summer

Chrysanthemum
Christopher and one parent

Circumference
The knight who designed the round table

Cliff Hanger
Where a giant leaves his coat

Climate
The only thing you can do with a ladder

Cloak
The sound made by Chinese frog

Coarse fish
Bad mannered fish

Coat of Arms
Monster's coat with 13 sleeves

Cocoon
A wound up caterpillar

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Coincide
The sensible thing to do when it's raining

Commentator
A talking spud

Committee
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours

Conceit
I-strain

Conference
A meeting of the bored

Coward
A man who thinks with his legs

Crane
A bird trained to lift extremely heavy weights

Criminal
One who gets caught

Crossroads
Angry motorways

Crowbar
A drinking place for cows