If a STUDENT makes a mistake

[rehna85]

If a BARBER makes a mistake, it's a new style....... ......... .....



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If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it's an accident.... ......... ........



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If a DOCTOR makes a mistake, it's an operation... ......... ........



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If an ENGINEER makes a mistake, it is a new venture..... ......... .



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If a POLITICIAN makes a mistake, it is a new law......... .........



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If a SCIENTIST makes a mistake, it is a new invention... ......... .



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If a TAILOR makes a mistake, it is a new fashion..... ......... ....



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If a TEACHER makes a mistake, it is a new theory...... ......... ...



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If a STUDENT makes a mistake, it is a "MISTAKE" !!!!!!!!!!!! !



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[rehna85]

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE

If you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
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THE NEW VERSIONS.... .
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Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was
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Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
Don't worry, she will come back.
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Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
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Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ............ .....
*If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her
free again, repeat *
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Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees but
tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
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Finance expert :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad

[rehna85]

During work, Raman and Narayan were chatting:

Raman: Narain, I've been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have an exam next week.
Narayan: oh!

Raman: For example, do you know who is Graham Bell?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; if you take night Courses you would know this.

The next day, the same discussion took place:

Raman: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers", if you take night courses, you would know this.

The next day, once again:

Raman: And do you know who Jean Jacques Rousseau is?
Narayan: No
Raman: He's the author of "Confessions", if you take night courses, you would know this.

This time, Narayan got irritated and said: And you, do you know who is Balakrishnan Kuppuswamy?
Raman: No
Narayan: He's the guy roaming with your wife!! If you stop night courses, you would know.

[rameshxavier]

Very intresting

[scrup]

An old man sits on a park bench crying as people pass by in shock, a young adult man name Chris stops by and looks at him and says hello. The old man looks up still wheeping uncotrollibly. The man asks the eldier person "why are you crying?, is a beauitful day the suns out, and theres not a cloud in the sky". The old man looks at him and replies "yeah i know, todays even my birthday". "wow" said chris still looking puzzled, "well then whats wrong". The old man responded "its my birthday today, i just turned 60, i have the hottest blonde beautiful wife whose only 25, we have sex 4 for times a day, and im rich. "well then whats wrong asked the man?". The old man looks at him while sobbing " I FORGOT WERE I LIVE "

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[Facelift]

lol those are funny jokes

[lifesara]

i like this joke(first) actaully its not a joke.it's the truth.

[michaelllevi]

Great jokes

[ofir1213]

LOL.. you're so right..

[Sankman]

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