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    Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
    A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack (u shud know that)!

    Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take
    four men to build it?
    A. No time at all it is already built (think ahead).

    Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
    and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
    A. Very large hands. (Good 1 na?)

    Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
    A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one
    hand.

    Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
    A. He sleeps at night.

    Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
    A. Wet. (sorry abt this)

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    Q. What looks like half an apple?
    A. The other half.

    Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    A. Dinner.

    Q. What gets wet with drying?
    A. A towel.

    Q.. What happened when wheel was invented?
    A: It caused a revolution.

    Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
    A: Because it has its own scales.

    Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
    A: Liquid

    Q: what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?
    A: Nag did not punch me. (This is an old 1)

    Q: Now what is the inverse of Nagpanchmi? Come on..
    A: I punched Nag. (This is a new 1, ain't it?)

    Q: Chintu's mom has three sons.What is the name of the other two?
    A: Chin-1 & Chin-3 (maaf, this was the worst)

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    Very silly as you had mentioned. Keep posting more!

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    good joke pls post more

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    these will be usefull when spending time with friendz..

    nice..

    keep posting more..

    also,.. thanks for make this forum rich with your contributions..

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