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Thread: A Very funny joke---Sorry Rajnikant Fans..its just a joke

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    Default A Very funny joke---Sorry Rajnikant Fans..its just a joke

    And the Rajnikant fans will kill me for this one ..............


    Why did Newton commit suicide???

    Here is the reason.

    Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his
    head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were
    just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

    In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that
    he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

    1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't
    be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great
    Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through
    his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

    2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters.
    Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife.
    Guess, what he does?
    He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards
    the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the
    gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the
    middle one.

    3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but
    no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest
    imaginations.He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster
    shoots,Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and
    catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his
    gun.Bang... the gangster dies...

    This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and
    decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last
    time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics.
    The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn't
    changed. Oops, not so fast!

    The 'climax' f! inally arrives.
    Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a
    very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can't jump even if he tries like
    one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has
    to desperately kill the villain because it's the climax. (Newton dada is
    smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
    Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun
    in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he
    uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The
    first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

    Newton commits suicide...


    Cheer up:

    KArlosK

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    hai these r old jokes and i had heard it many times. and sorry to say it does not made me to laugh am sorry. pl try to post more joke.

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    nice joke...u must be appreciated to share...superman for the hell if u don't likr u don't reply...

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    Default Thanks ADhiraj

    Thanks Adhi ,

    I know many times everybody post here something which is old or known. No one has that idea. But trust me I always have a honest feeling of sharing something I like with my all friends like you here. Its just a bad luck sometime that somebody has always knew about that. I apperciate your comment and thanks. You know this is small world and difficult to find something is always new,

    Guys , Always see at feeling of someone's contribution. IF you can't apperciate please don't disscourage him so that he can go on contributing for us..

    This is my personal view..

    Thanks ADHIRAJ one more time

    KArlosK

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    damnn good mann loved thiss....goood goingg
    post this in the jokes forum also

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    I tell you karlosk that you can be a WINNER of the GREAT INDIAN COMEDY SHOW..............this one was really AMEZING....

    thank yuo...keep posting and just ENJOY !!!

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    Thanks Solksjaer ,
    You told me to put this in Joke forum but you know ,I know only one forum and that this one..I am loyal to only one forum that "Movie Clips" ..So I don't find no more place...Ha Ha Ha ...Just kidding...

    Thanks for reply........

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    hey man that was nice one, try to start another one with mithun.
    keep posting...
    can find my support always...
    luv
    praveen

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    omg..... That was suberb. one of the best jokes i hav ever heard. keep going man.... Good job

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    well the joke is superb...
    no doubt abt it.

    anthough its very old....
    thanks for posting.... LOL...

    only Rajnikant can do it...!!!!

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