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    Default Intelligent Girls

    One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heared from her mother
    that if she will do
    a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Devi" will come
    to her dreams &
    give her 3 boons(Varadaan). So she decided to do it.
    She completed 4
    yrs successfully, doing prayer regularly.

    Now it was a day for "Devi" to come. So she slept
    earlier with
    thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really a "Devi"
    comes in her dreams.
    Now this is the dialogue between them.

    Devi: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4
    yrs, so I am
    very very happy with you. I will complete any of your
    3 wishes. You
    can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

    Girl: Condition!, what is that?

    Devi: You have a boy-friend?

    Girl: Yes.

    Devi: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for
    you, so he also
    sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didnt know
    anything about boon
    and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So
    whatever you will
    ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If
    you are agreed,
    then proceed for the 1st boon.

    Girl: (After thinking for some time ... ): Yes, I am
    ready.

    Girl: 1st, Make me 10 times richer than the richest
    person in the
    world.

    Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than
    you.

    Girl: It's OK.

    Devi: Be as you wish!

    Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the
    most beautiful
    girl inthe world.

    Devi: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome
    than the most
    handsome boy in the world.

    Girl: It's OK.

    Devi: Be as you wish.

    Devi: Now the last boon remains.

    Girl: O Devi, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

    Devi: What? Are you sure!

    Girl: Yes. Very sure!

    Devi: Be as you wish.

    Think friends,

    what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe
    heart-attack & died
    at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl
    became the
    world's most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

    Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are!
    Girls are really
    more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So
    be careful boys!

    Now, girls please stop reading ... boys continue till
    the end of the
    mail .....

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    Dear boys, dont worry, actually what done is something
    different than
    what you all think! Actually, the girl's boy-friend
    got a
    heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl.
    So the boy-friend
    lived longer than the girl, being world's richest and
    the most
    handsome boy.

    Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not
    really that much
    intelligent than what we believe them to be. So dont
    worry if you
    think that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.


    Hey....I told girls not to read.......

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    the best one i heard in ages. thanx mate (a boy) :D :D :D

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    greatt joke hahahahha :lol:

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    hahaha thats a great one! im gunna have to tell that somwhere! (no girls attending of course) Great joke!

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    good one man , good one !!

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    loll!! what if the girl ask the devil to make her love her boyfriends forever what would have happen??? i m just wondering... else it s a good joke... lolll

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