Sardar Jokes

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Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -

Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

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Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.

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A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question
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Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.

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Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?
"I

read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.

Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....

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2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar

where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....

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Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other

to check whether it is working.

He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO

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Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?

Sardar angrily said, i know -

it means....

S - Sardaron ke

M - Mazak udane ki

S - Service

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Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?

Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!

[vijaymca]

Once saradar wife went to ATM

immidiately the ATM machine struck and all transactions have stopped.

The guard asked her what was u done madam
she says
There asking Machine "INSERT UR PIN"
then i was insert my hair pin into the machine.
that's all.