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Thread: Sardar Jokes

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Sep 2003

    Default Sardar Jokes

    Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -

    Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?


    Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...

    Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?

    Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.


    A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question

    Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?

    Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.


    Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table & says - What a shit ?

    read the whole book, too many character, no story at all" ?.

    Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone Directory....


    2 Days of Powercut in India made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar

    where all the SARDARS were stuck for 48 hrs. on Escalaters.....


    Two Sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other

    to check whether it is working.

    He puts his head out and says - YES..NO..YES..NO..YES..NO


    Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?

    Sardar angrily said, i know -

    it means....

    S - Sardaron ke

    M - Mazak udane ki

    S - Service


    Banta : Oye to har SMS ko do baar kyom bhej raha hai ?

    Santa : Kyunki tujhe agar ek forward karna ho to dusra tere paas rahe !!!
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  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2005

    Default sardar joke

    Once saradar wife went to ATM

    immidiately the ATM machine struck and all transactions have stopped.

    The guard asked her what was u done madam
    she says
    There asking Machine "INSERT UR PIN"
    then i was insert my hair pin into the machine.
    that's all.


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