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    Default Personal Ads by Woman

    Ok, hey guys, have you ever wondered what those personal ads of women really meant? Did you ever have trouble picturing the woman from the ads? Well wonder no more, here is your dictionary to personal ads posted by women....I don't know if it was posted earlier, but anyway enjoy!!!!!!!!!

    ADS Description..: Real Meaning

    30ish...: 38

    Adventurous...: has more partners than you ever will

    Athletic...: flat chested

    Average looking:....: ugly

    Beautiful....: pathological liar

    Contagious smile:....Bring your penicillin

    Educated.....: college dropout

    Emotionally secure......: medicated

    Feminist.....: Fat ball-buster

    Free Spirit....: substance abuser

    Frendship First....attempting to live down a reputation as a slut

    Fun.....: annoying

    Gentle.....: comatose

    Good listner.....: borderline autistic

    New-Age.....: all body hair, all the time

    Old fashioned......lights out, missionary position only

    Open minded.....: desperate

    Outgoing:..... loud

    Passionate..... loud

    Poet............ depressive schizophrenic

    Redhead......... shops in the Clairol section

    Rubenesque..........grossly fat

    Romantic.....looks good only in candle light

    Wants soul mate......a step away from stalking

    Young at heart....... your grandmothers friend in middle school

    Widow............nagged first husband to death


    Was it good? bad?

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    bad one mate thanx...............

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    i liked it good one ..

    cheers
    karma

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    i think like reply before me

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