Ok, hey guys, have you ever wondered what those personal ads of women really meant? Did you ever have trouble picturing the woman from the ads? Well wonder no more, here is your dictionary to personal ads posted by women....I don't know if it was posted earlier, but anyway enjoy!!!!!!!!!
ADS Description..: Real Meaning
30ish...: 38
Adventurous...: has more partners than you ever will
Athletic...: flat chested
Average looking:....: ugly
Beautiful....: pathological liar
Contagious smile:....Bring your penicillin
Educated.....: college dropout
Emotionally secure......: medicated
Feminist.....: Fat ball-buster
Free Spirit....: substance abuser
Frendship First....attempting to live down a reputation as a slut
Fun.....: annoying
Gentle.....: comatose
Good listner.....: borderline autistic
New-Age.....: all body hair, all the time
Old fashioned......lights out, missionary position only
Open minded.....: desperate
Outgoing:..... loud
Passionate..... loud
Poet............ depressive schizophrenic
Redhead......... shops in the Clairol section
Rubenesque..........grossly fat
Romantic.....looks good only in candle light
Wants soul mate......a step away from stalking
Young at heart....... your grandmothers friend in middle school
Widow............nagged first husband to death
Was it good? bad?
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