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    Default The famous Sardar II and some more

    8. Sardar's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died
    peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the
    passengers in the
    car he was driving..

    9. Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible
    looking thing is
    what you call modern art ?
    Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

    10. Sardar was writing something very slowly.
    Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
    Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.

    11. Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local
    sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still
    digging for more..

    12. A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not
    in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".

    13. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
    Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

    Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
    Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

    14. Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
    and lighten your burden.
    Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
    Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.

    15. Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
    give up my seat to a lady.
    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
    Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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    Thanks for the jokes. some are reposts.

    And suportemicrosbrasil, u deserve it. Posting all spam messages in this forum.


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