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[liyunfeng]

hi:
this is my first time came here,feel happy and exciting seeing these jokes and photos,but when i saw the photo,i mean chinese photos,do you really think it is funny?frankly speaking,i really don't think so,you know,it's rare,have you ever been to shanghai or beijing or big cities,if you had,i think you will change your mind,every place has his own culture.
that all ,good luck guy.

[kiransmiles]

Sorry .
I didnt mean to hurt anyone by those pictures
I just thought It was a rare and amazing photo coz I havent actually seen such in India.
If you think that such photos are really invoking regionalistic issues, then I have no problem in deleting such photos

Do you want me to delete those photos ??

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The Perfect Husband There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club
After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.
Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.
One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
(H - Husband, W - Wife)
H - "Hello?"
W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
H - "Yes."
W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a
beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
H -"What's the price?"
W - "Only 1,000."
H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
W - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
2003 models. I saw one I really liked. Its a SLK model. I spoke with the
salesman, and he gave me a really good price . and since we need to exchange
the BMW that we bought last year..
H - "What price did he quote you?"
W - "Only $65,000..."
H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...
H -"What?"
W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account
and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had
looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool English
garden, acre of park area, beach front property."
H - "How much are they asking?"
W - "Only $450,000 -- a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much
in the bank to cover..."
H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
W - "OK,sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
H - "Bye...I love you too..."
The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him
in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the
phone and asks "Does anyone know who this Cellphone belongs to???"
--keep ur mobile safe :)

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[pH]

good jokes
thanks for sharing

[kiransmiles]

Thank you pH for the compliments.