Kids Jokes {Part 3} Doctor Jokes -- Short & Cute

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Doctor, doctor, my friend thinks he's a lift.
Send him straight up.
I can't, he doesn't stop at your floor.

Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he's a car.
Show him in at once.
I can't - he's double parked.

Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he's a parachutist.
Tell him to drop in and see me.

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Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he's Moses.
Tell him to stop taking the Tablets.

Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks I'm mad because I like kippers.
That's nonsense. I like kippers too.
Really? You must come round and see my collection!

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Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a goose.
Send her in to see me.
I can't, she's flown south for the winter.

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a long distance lorry.
Bring her in.
I can't - she's delivering girders to Manchester.

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Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a traffic warden.
Tell her I'll meter later.

Doctor, doctor, my wife's hanging from the window sill.
Tell her to hold on.

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So many ailments!

Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it ?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties !

Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar !
Have you taken anything for it ?

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Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there !

Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up !
Just simmer down !

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Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !

Doctor, doctor, I'm allergic to perfume.
I'll have you scent to a specialist.

Doctor, doctor, I'm allergic to snuff.
That complaint is not to be sneezed at.

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Doctor, doctor, I'm allergic to the high jump.
Don't worry - you'll soon get over it.

Doctor, doctor, I'm always talking to myself.
I shouldn't worry about that. But I'm so boring!

Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door.
Don't worry - I'll pull you through.

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Doctor, doctor, I'm just not myself.
Yes -I noticed the improvement.

Doctor, doctor, I'm obsessed by telepathy.
I thought you were going to say that.

Doctor, doctor, I'm only four feet tall.
You'll just have to be a little patient.

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Doctor, doctor, I'm suffering from amnesia.
Take these pills and you'll soon forget all about it.

Doctor, doctor, I'm terrified of milk chocolate.
Another fruit and nut case!

Doctor, doctor, I'm worried about my insomnia.
Don't lose any sleep over it.