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    Thanks indianbaba and darkelf2.

    Here is one of the joke that is quite old one but I like it a lot. It's so funny.

    On a ship, the Project managers of three diff companies belonging to 3
    different nations were traveling with their Trainee guys. They started an
    argument on whose Trainee engineer had more guts.

    The American PM called for one of his men and told him to jump off and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The Trainee did as he was commanded. The American PM boasted of by saying, "See the guts!"

    Now the German PM called out for one of his men and asked him to take two similar rounds around the moving ship. The Trainee did as he was told. When he came back from the water the German PM said, "See the guts!"

    Now the Indian PM called out for his most courageous man and asked him to take five similar rounds. The Trainee promptly replied, " Why the hell
    should I ???"

    The PM proudly said, "See the guts!" ;-))

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    The name board
    V. Subramanian

    Working in the inspection department is normally considered monotonous with no scope for laughter and entertainment. But there are moments that are hilarious and relieve stress. Almost ten years ago, an inspection team of a bank from South India was sent to Delhi toinspect a particular branch. The branch was located in a multi-storied commercial complex. There were a few other banks and commercial establishments located on different floors of the building.

    After identifying the branch with the help of the name board displayed prominently, the inspection team walked straight into the manager's cabin, and informed him about the inspection.

    The manager, a young direct recruit, still new to the systems and procedures of the bank, received the team with nervousness and ushered the team members into the strong room for physical verification of cash. The strong room was filled with currency of all denominations and there was a huge cash balance. The inspection team painstainkingly, counted the entire cash running into several lakhs.

    The team leader then called for the cash register to confirm the cash balance. As soon as the team glanced at the cash register it was in for a rude shock. The register contained the name of a different bank. Utterly dismayed, the team leader enquired if it was not the branch of `so and so' bank. The branch manager had the shock of his life and asked if the inspection team was not from his bank.

    For a moment, there was a stunned silence everywhere. Then, all of a sudden there was a burst of laughter in realisation of the faux pas committed by the inspection team. Gathering courage, the team leader enquired about their bank's name board being displayed so prominently.

    The young manager, visibly shaken by this incident, realised the cause for this comedy of errors. He said that the branch of the bank which the inspection team was supposed to inspect was actually located in the next floor of the same building.

    A few days earlier, a gale had brought down the bank's name board and it had fallen exactly at the space provided for their bank. Their bank's name board had been kept inside for repairs.

    After hearing the manager's story, there were peals of laughter all around.

    (The writer is a senior manager with a bank in Bangalore.)

    Source : Business Line Newspaper

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    The first was one good.
    The second one was really funny.

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    happy to see all of u r going with fun
    thanks for the updates neeraj...

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    Quote Originally Posted by pH
    happy to see all of u r going with fun
    thanks for the updates neeraj...
    Thanks for your comments dear pH. We need more active visits by you at least to those threads started by you and believe me we will always take forward the good work started by you.

    Cheers,
    Neeraj

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    A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her father donning a tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."

    "Why not darling?"

    "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

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    A little girl had just finished her first week of school.

    "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!"

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    Enjoy!!!!! REALITY......... 21st CENTURY LIFELESSNESS..!!

    Our communication - Wireless

    Our telephone - Cordless

    Our cooking - Fireless

    Our youth - Jobless

    Our religion - Creedless

    Our food - Fatless

    Our faith - Godless

    Our labour - Effortless

    Our conduct - Worthless

    Our relation - Loveless

    Our attitude - Careless

    Our feelings - Heartless

    Our politics - Shameless

    Our education - Valueless

    Our follies - Countless

    Our arguments - Baseless

    Our bosses - hopeless

    Finally

    Our Salary - Very less

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    Bravo! Love this post...

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    that was a nice post neeraj.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neeraj
    Thanks indianbaba and holisticpets
    A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.

    "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle again."

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