She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me.
She bit, sucked, swallowed & when she was satisfied she left.
I was hurt..... Bloody mosquito.
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She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me.
She bit, sucked, swallowed & when she was satisfied she left.
I was hurt..... Bloody mosquito.
THIS CAT, IS CAT, A CAT, GOOD CAT, WAY CAT, TO CAT, KEEP CAT,
AN CAT, IDIOT CAT, BUSY CAT, FOR CAT, 20 CAT, SECONDS CAT !
NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORD CAT !!
DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE SURE ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE TO
CALL OR SMS ME, LOSE THEIR MOBILE...
SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ -
MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & -
I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!
THINK POSITIVE... LOOK AT THE WORLD AS 1 HUGE CHOCOLATE CAKE.
IT WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A FEW SWEETS & NUTS.
SWEETS LIKE ME & NUTS LIKE YOU!!!
Good jokes. thanks for sharing.
Good jokes. thanks for sharing.
:arrow: NICE ONE DUDE!!!
you welcom and thank you very much
I like the first one
Good jokes!
Thanks for sharing dude