~She came At Night~

[hassanjamali]

She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me.
She bit, sucked, swallowed & when she was satisfied she left.
I was hurt..... Bloody mosquito.

[hassanjamali]

THIS CAT, IS CAT, A CAT, GOOD CAT, WAY CAT, TO CAT, KEEP CAT,
AN CAT, IDIOT CAT, BUSY CAT, FOR CAT, 20 CAT, SECONDS CAT !
NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORD CAT !!

[hassanjamali]

DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE SURE ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE TO
CALL OR SMS ME, LOSE THEIR MOBILE...

[hassanjamali]

SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ -
MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & -
I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!

[hassanjamali]

THINK POSITIVE... LOOK AT THE WORLD AS 1 HUGE CHOCOLATE CAKE.
IT WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A FEW SWEETS & NUTS.
SWEETS LIKE ME & NUTS LIKE YOU!!!

[indianbaba]

Good jokes. thanks for sharing.

[solksjaer15]

Good jokes. thanks for sharing.

[josh911]

:arrow: NICE ONE DUDE!!!

[hassanjamali]

you welcom and thank you very much

[pH]

I like the first one
Good jokes!
Thanks for sharing dude