~She came At Night~

She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me.
She bit, sucked, swallowed & when she was satisfied she left.
I was hurt..... Bloody mosquito.

THIS CAT, IS CAT, A CAT, GOOD CAT, WAY CAT, TO CAT, KEEP CAT,
AN CAT, IDIOT CAT, BUSY CAT, FOR CAT, 20 CAT, SECONDS CAT !
NOW READ IT WITHOUT THE WORD CAT !!

DEAR GOD, PLEASE MAKE SURE ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO DON'T CARE TO
CALL OR SMS ME, LOSE THEIR MOBILE...

SOMETIMES U MAY CATCH ME STARING AT U - ITS NT BCUZ U R CUTE........ -
MY MOM ONCE TOLD ME DAT DEVILS HAV HORNS N TAILS & -
I M JUS WONDERING WHERZ URS!

THINK POSITIVE... LOOK AT THE WORLD AS 1 HUGE CHOCOLATE CAKE.
IT WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT A FEW SWEETS & NUTS.
SWEETS LIKE ME & NUTS LIKE YOU!!!

Good jokes. thanks for sharing.

Good jokes. thanks for sharing.

:arrow: NICE ONE DUDE!!!

you welcom and thank you very much

I like the first one
Good jokes!
Thanks for sharing dude

good jokes thanks for sharing

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi:
Ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagar hai + uper se 15,000 kamata hai.
Ladkiwalle:ladki nurse hai, 2500 paghar hai + nicche se 50,000 kamati hai

Ek pathan ki shaadi ke 3 din baad uski bewi (Wife) boli, "Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ke mujhe poty (TATI / Shit) khul kar aaye.

~Sorry Pathaan Yaar Its Fun~

O cycle chalane wali..........
O cycle chalane wali........
Cycle chalaye jaa rahi hai.

O cycle chalane wali, cycle chalaye jaa rahi hai..
Hamare matlab ki cheez ghaddi pe ghisaye jaa rahi hai

Put jokes in English hassanjamali.

ok dear i will do that
by the way i name is waseem

cute
most of all i liked the first one
Thank you for put it here

thanx dude.......I liked most of it.
Except the Hindi ones...( I didnt get it)