Santa Singh was traveling by train without a ticket. When he saw the
T.C (Banta singh) coming he thought of an excuse which he had heard
from other people, that is, ministers can travel free. So when Banta
came and asked Santa for his ticket, he said `Oye! asi minister' (I'm
a minister). Banta asked him `Oye! tusi kade Minister' (which
minister). Santa couldn't think of any minister except Mrs. Indira
Gandhi, so he said `Oy! asi Indira Gandhi'. Immediately Banta caught
Santa's feet for blessing and said `Oye! asi bauth sunya, Oye! asi
bauth padya, aaj dhek leya'(I heard a lot about you, I read a lot
about you and my luck, I saw you today).

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One day, Banta goes to the clinic, and he finds his friend Santa
crying.
Banta: Santa, Why are you crying?
Santa: The doctors are going to take my blood test by cutting my
finger.
After hearing this Banta also starts crying.
Santa: Banta, why are you crying?
Banta: I'm here for urine test!