Enjoy The Jokes

[polly-ester]

In a retirement home, an old man of 90 and a lady of 80 were both wheelchair-bound. One day he asks her 'do you want to come up to my room and have a go at it' but she says, "no don't be silly, we're too old"
Then he says "well, can't you just take it out and hold it for a while" and she says 'ok'

So they start seeing each other and meet up everyday in the TV room.
One evening though, the man never turned up and the woman was very disappointed. Three nights went by and the man still didn't turn up. So when she saw him next she wheeled up to him and said 'Hey, where have you been, I've missed you '

The man said he was sorry but he'd met another lady. The woman, tearfully said 'Well what's she got that I haven't?'.

The man sighed contentedly and replied: 'Parkinson..'